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Unicorn Barf

June 14, 2014 by Jenn

Poor poor Sparkle Toes (my Unicorn) hasn’t been feeling very well lately.  She must have an upset stomach, as she has BARFED all over the place! 

What the..?

Unicorn Barf??  Well, it’s got to be better than the Unicorn Poop cookies that have been making their way around the internet!  Isn’t it?  It’s magical, pretty, sparkly, and tastes amazing!!  All of the things I would imagine unicorn barf would taste like.

Unicorns are one of those animals (unless you’re a Lululemon lover and then it’s a sought after product that can’t be found) that dominate childhood fantasies and dreams, and then one day, you wake up and never think about them again.  Lucky for me, I have a (day) job that keeps me in the mindset of 5-6 year olds, and I get to hear unicorn talk all the time.  I love the magical aspect of a unicorn- anything bright, sparkly and rainbow like must be magical.

After having seen 30903 versions of unicorn poop cookies on the internets, I knew I had to jump on the craze, but with a different twist.  What could be as gross and unappealing as poop?  It had to be barf.  Finding the marshmallows was the only time consuming aspect of this recipe, as the recipe itself is very simple.  I thought about buying boxes and boxes of Lucky Charms cereal and sorting out the marshmallows, but I figured someone probably had already done that for me on the internets.  I love the internets.  It has everything!

I was pleased to find “Charms Cereal Marshmallows” from Hoosier Hill Farms on Amazon and ordered myself 2 bags immediately.  One to practice with and make the barf, and one to . . . uh, eat.  Unfortunately for me, only one bag arrived so keep that in mind if you choose to order from Hoosier Hill Farms.  *at the time of me writing this, Amazon has refunded my money for the second bag, and Hoosier Hill Farms has only sent me an email saying they are “sorry I filed a claim against them”.  Thanks to Amazon for rectifying the situation immediately.

 

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How to Make a Giant Gummy Bear and other Gummy Candy

June 10, 2014 by Jenn

 Although I stupidly sound like this is a sponsored video, be assured that it is NOT!!  I paid $29 CAN for this fun machine at *cough* WalMart *cough* .   Would I admit that I shop at WalMart if I didn’t have to? 

This machine looked really cool when I saw it on the shelf (thanks to Paul for pointing me to it!).  I knew that if I had kids at home, I would love to hear an unbiased review of it before I committed to purchasing it.  So here it is . . . it is fun, bright, and easy to use, but if you already have silicone moulds at home, or know where to find them, you can save yourself $29 and use them and the microwave.

Making gummies is super easy, all you need is gelatin, Jello and water!  If you’re so inclined, so can replace the water in the mixture with fruit juice for an extra fruity flavour.  I believe that the required amount of unflavoured gelatin powder creates the perfect chewiness, but if you find it too chewy, you can cut back one package.   The molds that are included in the machine are for a giant gummy bear, gummy worms, gummy fish and other gummy bears.

 I hope you enjoy this review and making your own gummy bears!!

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Bacon Cookies for Father’s Day

June 6, 2014 by Jenn

 Who doesn’t love bacon?  I know the men in my life LOVE it! 

Making things for my Mom and Dad is always a worthwhile endevour.  I was fortunate to be raised by two people who love each other, love my brother and I, and went out of their way to support each of us as we grew into “independent” adults.  My Dad has recently had a shift in his life, where he is now the care giver for my 100-in-26-days Grandma.  He has given up his independence, and is her advocate, motivator, and support system while she lives out her days in the hospital.  Seeing his selfless devotion to her is a true act of family. 

Trying to figure out what to make for him, who is currently running on empty, was difficult as I finally had to accept the fact that he doesn’t like sweets.  My dad has said that statement so many times- and I ignore it.  Usually.  But this time, I knew I had to make something that was for him (not for me the baker) and that’s where bacon comes in.

 I’ve been making this sugar cookie recipe since I was a teenager, and I know that this sugar cookie recipe is the perfect amount of “non-sweet” that he likes. 

Thank you Dad for doing everything you do for our family!  Happy Father’s Day.

 

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How to Make Cotton Candy – Jelly Belly Cotton Candy Machine

May 28, 2014 by Jenn

First off, I think that North America should formally recognize cotton candy the way the Australians do- Fairy Floss- from now on.  How much more fun is that name?!?!  It sounds so sweet.

As a child, I spent my time at the fair watching the cotton candy man “stir” the cotton candy to make beautiful puffy clouds of blue and pink.  It kept my attention for a whole 30 seconds or so, which is quite good considering all the distractions on the fair grounds.  Every year at the end of August, my parents would take us to the PNE  (Pacific National Exhibition) which is a 17 day fair in Vancouver, BC.  It has rides, exhibits, show homes, trade shows, and of course, FAIR FOOD!  Obviously, being who I am, the food was my favourite part.

Unfortunately for me, no one paid me money to make this video.  I was hanging out in my favourite store (Target) and saw the box for the Jelly Belly Cotton Candy Maker.  I knew that I had to figure out how to make cotton candy at home.  I followed the enclosed directions, which were easy to follow, put the machine together, and started right away.  I feel that this machine is great for people of all ages!  *The inner core get quite hot, so kids should definitely be supervised while using the machine.*

My machine came with 6 cotton candy cones as a “bonus” but what would have also been nice would have been the inclusion of the sugars. I tried making cotton candy with granulated sugar, and it worked, so perhaps that is why flavoured sugar isn’t included in the machine package, but who wants to make white cotton candy??  I purchased an additional pack (Jelly Belly Cotton Candy Making Kit) of 2 different flavoured sugars (blue/pink) and more cones for another $20.  If you are a died hard cotton candy fan, this would be a great investment, but if you are looking to make cotton candy for the masses, you probably want a machine that is larger and faster.  It takes 5 minutes for the machine to heat up, another 1-2 minutes for the sugar to start to floss once added, and another 1-2 minutes to collect the spun sugar onto the cone.

How to Make Cotton Candy

Once the sugar is spinning, rolling the cone along the flossing ring can take some getting used to, but as long as you are moving the cone and “catching” the floss, there is not really a right/wrong way to do it.  Stay away from the centre core though, as it’s heat will melt your spun candy, and it will also slice into your neatly piled floss!  All in all I think this is a great, fun machine!   If you’d like to see more machine reviews, let me know in the comment section!

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Candyland Cake

May 24, 2014 by Jenn

Candyland was one of my favourite games to play as a kid!  We didn’t have it at home, but I remember playing it at lots of friends’ houses and at school.  I’ve made sure that each classroom I’ve taught in has had this game because of my fond memories of it!  The game itself is super simple- counting to two, limited reading required (basic image recognition), it requires mostly just colour recognition and learning to wait your turn.

There are quite a few versions of the Candyland game board, in fact, the first edition came out in 1949.  According to Wikipedia, there are 22 different versions!  I believe the version that I base the cake on is the 2010 version of the Candyland game board.  The fact that it has Gloppy the Chocolate Monster is what makes me think that.  Apparently, prior to 2010, Gloppy was the “Molasses Monster”.

I had to do a lot of candy ordering on Amazon to get all of the candy components to this cake.  If you are making it at home, you can make do with what you’ve got on hand, or you can order the candy like I ended up having to.  I wanted to make sure that each area was as perfect as it could be, so I went to the extra effort of ordering . . . I even sent my mom looking for peanut marshmallows when she was on vacation with my brother in Minnesota!

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How to Make Graduation Cupcakes

May 23, 2014 by Jenn

I searched high and low for my grad cap for this video, and I have NO idea where it is.  Hopefully, it’s packed away-far, far away-with the other mementos from 1990’s, never to be found again.  It’s probably at my parents, and if its there, it’s safe- it will never see the light of day again. Too bad for you guys that you won’t get to see me in all my grad cap glory . . . mwahahahahaha.  Really, I just wanted to chuck it in the air again. 

I’m a bit mixed on my feelings of graduation.  While I feel it can be a great accomplishment, whether it be from high school, university, college or a trade school, I also feel that it is a major money grab!  Not only do you usually need to pay for all post secondary courses, there are cap and gown rentals, application for graduation fee (that one made me the most annoyed . . . what did they think I had been going there for 5 years for?), tickets for the ceremony, fees for diplomas . . . and, and, and . . . feel free to add more in the comments!

The positive side of graduation is that an achievement has been accomplished, and a new start begun!  **I hate when old people start sentences with “I remember when . . .” and then continue on to tell a really long, boring story, but since I’m not old, I can do that.**  I remember when I graduated high school and thought it was just the greatest thing.  It was never in doubt that I was going to graduate, so I wasn’t one to run around yelling “I made it!!” because graduating high school was just something that was expected would happen.  You worked hard, did your homework, and got your diploma.  University on the other hand was quite different.  There seemed to be way more . . . distractions . . . there.  At that ceremony I may have spent some time yelling “I made it!“, but I can’t remember.  I was distracted.

If you are graduating this year, congratulations and enjoy it.  It goes by too quickly.  Jeesh.  ENOUGH with the old people sayings Jenn! 

 

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How to Make Chocolate Tacos

May 17, 2014 by Jenn

 I thought that I liked tacos before I worked on this chocolate taco recipe. 

I LOVE tacos now!  Especially chocolate tacos . . . with ice cream, and sprinkles, and M&M’s, and chocolate chips, and marshmallows, and chocolate sauce . . . you get it!

When I was doing my research for this recipe, I encountered many recipes for hard tacos shells that were simply dipped into chocolate, and left to harden.  I thought that those would be a great salty/sweet combination, but I wanted a taco with a FULL chocolate shell.  This chocolate taco shell is so chocolatey that you need the ice cream combination to settle it down!!  That is, if something being “super chocolatey” is a problem for you.  I loved it. 

Making the chocolate shells is a bit time consuming, but if you have an assembly line of set up prepared, you’ll be flying through the process.  The chocolate shells harden and are relatively delicate, but most of mine stayed together and survived cracking.  I only had one casualty . . . I missed the wooden spoon and it dropped into the bowl. 

When dipping the shells into the melted chocolate make sure that you have a large container for dipping.  I went immediately to sprinkles (because they make me HAPPY!), but I think that crushed up Oreo’s or peanuts would be delicious too!  You could add peanut butter cups, or crushed Oreo’s as the toppings as well. 

Try using frozen yogurt and fresh fruit if you’re looking for a more healthier dessert.  Strawberries and bananas would go fabulously with the chocolate shells.  There are so many possibilities!!  Let me know in the comments section what flavour combination you would like best.

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Send Me Mail!

May 16, 2014 by Jenn

I’ve been asked a number of times as to where people can send fan mail, so I finally went down to one of the local post offices and rented a Post Office Box.  I have to say that I felt weird doing so.  I’ve never had a reason for a PO Box and I have a hard time wrapping my head around people wanting to send me stuff.  I am incredibly honoured that people do.  I’m just a regular person working a couple jobs, and people want to write to me.  It is truly amazing.  Thank you for including me in your lives. 

 

Send mail to:
Jenn Johns
PO Box 20053
Tamarack Mall
Cranbrook B.C. V1C6J5
Canada

Again, thank you so much for caring enough about me to want to include me in your lives.  I am honoured.  

 

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